Off To A GREAT Start!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

1. Elaborate on your default picture.

It was a good beard day.
2. What’s your current relationship status?
Better.

3. Last sport you played?
Chasing around your 2 year old niece after ice cream at the local Dairy Queen should be a sport.

4. Name an obvious quality you have?
Funny. Mean. Funny and mean.

5. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
“Island” by The Starting Line

6. Name a celebrity you would marry?
Scarlett Johanson around the time of Lost In Translation. Sorry. I seem to be in love with eras over persons.

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
Attention seeking whores. Whores!

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
I was told I look like a young Paul Newman. That is a lie.

9. Do you wear a watch?
No.

10. Do you have anything pierced?
My heart’s been poked at numerous times. (Fag! Emo!)

11. Do you have any tattoos?
A tattoo of a monopoly guy-esque mustache on mah fez. Someday…

12. Do you like pain?
Only for certain physical activities.

13. Do you like to shop?
Window shopping online is the usual case.

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Movie tickets to the latest Bond film.

15. What is your favorite lamp that you own?
Clip on lamp on the headboard of my bed. For reading. And camwhoring.

16. How many TVs are in your house?
Four.

17. What is on your desktop background?
Some sparkly, vector, organic design.

18. What is the background on your cell phone?
Whatever came with the durn phone.

19. What was the last movie you watched in theaters?
See #14.

20. What was the last book you read?
Not a book. The Umbrella Academy by that My Chemical Romance guy. Not bad.

21. Do you talk in your sleep?
No. I sing.

22. Ocean or pool?
Both.

23. Did you ever have a party that was busted by the cops?
No. I don’t party that hard.

24. Current crush?
Never seems to be in the same country as me. Nurts!

25. What’s your favorite color(s)?
Drab colors.

26. Window seat or aisle seat?
Window. So I can fall asleep looking outside.

27. Ever met anyone famous?
Everytime I look in the mirror. See what I did there?

28. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
No. I fuck up lots.

29. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl. Same with women. What?

30. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Oprah. A pregnant man!

31. Baseball or Football?
Wrasslin’

32. How long do your showers last?
No crying, 15min. With crying, 30-45min.

33. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Yes.

34. Cake or ice cream?
Ice Cream Cake. World peace can be achieved with it.

35. Are you self-conscious?
…yes.

36. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes.

37. Have you been in love?
No. I am a robot. You’re argument is invalid.

38. What is your favorite part of the Day / Night?
Breakfast.

39. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.

40. Can you tango?
No. Where is this going?

41. Last gift you received?
Food.

42. Ever had a near death experience?
No.

43. What would you like to spend a lot of time doing?
Noodling with the geetar.

44. Last wedding attended?
Civil wedding of my two dear friends by Colonel Sanders.

45. Favorite FAST food restaurant?
Mcdo.

46. Most hated food?
For the most part, I am still a vegetable rebel.

47. Can you sing?
Allegedly.

48. Last person that called you?
Mom.

49. What’s your least favorite chore?
Fixing shit at home.

50. Favorite drink?
Minutemaid OJ

51. Have you been on a cruise?
No.

52. Are you a vegetarian?
See #46.

53. Do you believe in Heaven?
I am yet to craft my own vision of it. But i’m fine with how its represented in pop culture.

54. Favorite show?
Late night talk shows.

55. What jewelry do you wear?
Nuthin.

56. Are you eating?
Just had breakfast.

57. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes. Wait, no. Can you repeat the question?

58. Do you make commitments?
I try.

59. Can you dance?
Dude, no.

60. Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Soon as I’m bored and with money to burn.

61. What do you wear to bed?
Boxers, blankets, another person, preferably female.

62. Have you ever done anything illegal?
Prolly.

63. Can you roll your tongue?
Y-yeah.

64. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
Cheap loafer type sneakers.

65. What is your hair color?
Black. Few strands of gray.

66. What is your future Child’s name?
Robocop.

67. Do you snore?
Oh yes.

68. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Japan. Wherever it’s nicer, cleaner, picturesque.

69. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Most women consider me as one.

70. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Give it to my family. I’m honestly more comfortable earning it.

71. Gold or silver?
Gold. Silver is like being the #1 loser.

72. If you could be with someone for the rest of your life, who would it be?
Come back in a few years. Might know then.

73. City, beach or country?
All within close proximity.

74. What was the last thing you touched?
Myself. LOL no my keyboard silly. K fine, myself.

75. Where did you eat out last?
Some schmancy place in Greenbelt.

76. When’s the last time you cried?
When I saw Wall-E.

77. Do you read blogs?
Yes. Whichever makes me laugh.

78. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
No. Animals, yes.

79. Ever been involved with the police?
No. Least not yet.

80. Do you have something you wanna tell someone right now?
I’m waiting.